tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING
well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.
"I wish there was a popular female let's player"
"there are no successful female let's players who aren't caucasian"
"I wish there was a popular queer female let's player"
"I wish there was a group of youtubers where the women are valued as much as the men and not put in the back seat or used as background decorations, I also wish the fandom would value these women a lot."
*aggressively points at Yogscast*
Oh! I forgot to share one last thing about my jury summons today
so right after I got called up to the box we were dismissed for an hour and a half break, I went and mulled around the bookshop downtown and went to the comic section. This was one of the first things I saw:
So I opened it and quickly flipped to the TF2 section, and found a little foreword from the team.
these guys I swear
FIGHT FOR MY AFFECTIONS
(Thank you nerds, I love you all and the rest of you followers as welllll even though i hardly ever post my own original shiiiiiit~ *flies away majestically*)
Anonymous said: There's a HUGE fire in CA right now, and the smoke is blowing at my town (and many others). It's thick as fog, and nasty stuff--any tips for your followers on keeping our lungs clear when we're outdoors?
Dampen some fabric and wrap it upon your face-hole to prevent your lungs from getting irreversibly gunked. Do so while making your way to where commercial face-masks can be bought/attained. If your hardware store can’t help you, jerry-rig that s***. This schematic will pass as a smoke-inhibitor too.
Stay healthy! XOXO
- Engineer Dave